It's Friday. For your amusement I reproduce some of the traditional nursery rhymes adopted to a Wall Street theme that we used to recite and sing to our daughter:
The five little piggies
This little piggy put in a market order...
This little piggy put in a limit order...
This little piggy traded derivatives...
This little piggy traded cash [market]...
And this little piggy got caught insider trading and went
wee wee wee wee wee...
...all the way to Club Fed.
Old MacDonald had a farm,
On this farm he had an investment banker,
And a Strong Buy here and a Strong Buy there
Here a Buy there a Buy
Everywhere a Strong Buy!
Old MacDonald had a farm
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